my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people
as i like to call it
“narrowing down the list of people who are invited to a wicked awesome party with a bouncy castle and water slide and ice cream”
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
He’s crying (not whining, crying) because I’m eating almonds and they came in a zip up resealable bag the same shape and size as his dog treats and I’m not sharing. He thinks I’m eating dog treats. And it’s really hurting his feelings.